Apparently Vampires are in style.  Awesome.  Apparently I like writing poems.  Awesome-er?  Apparently I’m falling in love with this chick.  Aweso- No, it’s scary.  Needs no introduction…

A cold wretched undead, I drank women that bled,
and I’d feast on their hearts and their flesh.
No soul of my own, it had drowned in the moans,
of the hoes that I’d bite and I’d thresh.
Many victims enjoyed the hot pain I deployed
when my fangs drained their necks and transfixed’em.
Then came that dark day that I snuggled away
with Holly Elizabeth Hixom.

She appeared at a time, I’m unhappy to rhyme,
when my sight and my senses were slim.
I awoke by her side with my memories fried
and her body was tied in my limbs.
Oh, what was displayed or conveyed or betrayed
by this ghoul with her guile and wiles?
For she took the rare air from my lungs with a stare
and the strength from my knees with her smiles.
The coven believes I’m deceived and naive,
but their blood can’t compare so I’ve nixed’em.
No woman’s blue veins quite contain the same pain
as Holly Elizabeth Hixom’s.

My minutes and hours are Holly devoured
by the lust that’s now menacing me;
In my coffin of chrome, when I’m still, when I roam,
always longing to be with just she.
If Holly demands, it’s my humble command,
no steep deed is denied for her joy.
And if Holly tells me, I should let her be free,
I’ll obey like a tame timid boy.
Other drinks can’t replace the pure grace of her face
when my teeth tear her thighs and inflict’em.
And by day when I sleep my gray dreams are so deep
of Holly Elizabeth Hixom.

How unlucky that she has revealed mortal Lee,
the foul human she loved before me,
because recently Lee has been trying to free
little Holly and flee with my glee.
My Sweet and her charms in his living warm arms
is a difficult outcome to bear.
Should I fly towards the Sun since their Love is a one
meant for two without room to be shared?
My thoughts all lament an eternity spent
with emotions this vexed what can fix’em?
Perhaps I was the prey who was slain that first day
by Holly Elizabeth Hixom.

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